Bored with your current look? So am I! Shed off those blah blue jeans, purchase an Insta Goth Kit, and enter the mysterious world of Goth easily and Cost Effectively! The Kit comes with all necessary items, from looking the part, to having the right attitude. This Kit comes with a guarantee that you will fit in with the rest of the gothic community in 30 days or YOUR MONEY BACK! Warning: No matter how goth you look, there will always be other goths who will question YOUR gothness, no matter how pointy your boots are, or how many bangle bracelets you have.. this is excluded from allowing you to get your money back.

In reality, this site was originally built in 1998 as part of my undergraduate program. I’ve updated it to a CMS framework and am keeping the site live for posterity!