{"id":47,"date":"2013-10-29T02:03:12","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T02:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sykospark.net\/punk\/site\/?p=47"},"modified":"2013-10-30T02:09:44","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T02:09:44","slug":"crazy-emails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sykospark.net\/punk\/site\/crazy-emails\/","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Emails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These are all the love filled emails I have gotten from all the little Insta Punks out there! I FEEL the love!<\/p>\n<p>\nHey, i\\&#8217;m from norway and i dig your site&#8230;..i know that punk is about anti-religion, anti-authority and almost about anti-everything, i\\&#8217;m against all that but i won\\&#8217;t be called a punk unless i wear punky clothes&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\nBefore i discovered your site i wore normal clothes and had long hair&#8230;.i kept telling everybody i was a punker but no one believed me! one day i had had enough! i went on the internet and searched for informasion on how you become a punk, then i found you site, it saved my life! after i had read everything on your site i went out to buy some stuff&#8230;.<br \/>\nspiked bracelets and belt, converse hi tops, hair gel, bondage pants, shirts with punk logos on&#8230;.everything you told me to and more(i added a couple of things that i thought looked punk&#8230;.i have to find my own style you know.)<\/p>\n<p>\nThen i came home, called my friend (he\\&#8217;s a hairdresser)<br \/>\nand asked me why i suddenly called him (I hadn\\&#8217;t talked to him in a while) then i said i wanted a mohawk! After he was done cutting my hair i put huge amounts of hair gel in my hair, stood upside-down and waited for my hair to dry&#8230;.<br \/>\nafter a while i stood up, and my hair fell down, the gel wasn\\&#8217;t strong enough&#8230;.then i got a idea! i remembered that you said: \\&#8221;damage your hair,\\&#8221; so i found a tube of glue and slapped a huge amount of glue on etc&#8230;.<br \/>\nand it worked perfectly! <\/p>\n<p>\nAfter putting on everything i had bought, and stitched on some \\&#8221;punk logo\\&#8221; patches i took a trip into town to see peoples reactions: they were speechless! they just stood there staring at me with their mouth open, i normally hate being stared at, but i loved it! i was a changed man! thank you for that!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>An exciting new development for the Insta-Punk Kit!  There is now a procedure by which you can insert spikes into your head.  I&#8217;m not kidding; it combines the mohawk \/and\/ the spikes.  Essentially, they make you shave your head (oi oi!) and then slice into your scalp and insert thin metal plates with sockets in them.  After they heal, you can screw pretty much anything into them- spikes being the norm.  Won&#8217;t \/this\/ make you a punk&#8230;.<br \/>\nNo, I&#8217;m not shitting you.  You think I could make this up?  But hell, it&#8217;s getting trendy &#8217;round these parts, and if nothing else it&#8217;s good for a laugh.<br \/>\n<br \/>heroinbob @ dontmesswithtexas. com<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>that here is a new thing in our skool and if it is<br \/>\nanywhere else&#8230; i live in shit ville nj aka. (brick)<br \/>\nand everyone in our ass skool is now prepy and preps<br \/>\nand there trying to be punks but they are little sufer<br \/>\nfags that are gay me im a sk8 boarder and sk8boarding<br \/>\nis dying it is all biking which i think is gay and<br \/>\nback to what i was talk abt preps trying 2 be punk<br \/>\nfuck preps punks are fucking better than them preps<br \/>\nthink if u listen to old skool punk that they r punk!?<br \/>\nthere not and they listen to pussy punk like blink 182<br \/>\nbecause there are pupular and on trl they are fucking<br \/>\ngay and everyone hates punks even my mom dosent want<br \/>\nme 2 be punk i say fuck them all they can all go to<br \/>\nhell but i wanted to know what would u do in the<br \/>\nfucking hell hole ass thing&#8230;? oh yea ur web site rox<br \/>\ndude keep up the good work <\/p>\n<p>\nthis is the most rediculous shit i have ever seen in my life.  no offense, but the promotion to &#8220;jump&#8221; into a type of lifestyle by wearing the right clothes or &#8220;collecting as many punk CD&#8217;s as possible&#8221; is fucking retarded.  these so called, &#8220;punkers&#8221;, they aren&#8217;t stupid.  they don&#8217;t just grunt at questions asked.  that&#8217;s rediculous.  kinda funny that Brett Gurowitz&#8230;owner of epitaph records and founder of bad religion has his doctorate in science, and kinda funny that Dexter Holland, lead singer of the offspring was his class validictorian.  the message sent by this page is not only rediculous with stereotypes, but also false in all of its accusations from punkers not being the most articulate, to the fact that blink 182 is the most punk band of all.  its quite obvious that the maker of this website has no clue what the fuck they are talking about.  anyone who actually likes punk, and maybe even likes blink, would still agree that blink 182 isn&#8217;t close to being considered the most punk band.  goldfinger, offspring, blink, these bands aren&#8217;t fair representations of punk music.  green day is even more punk than these bands.  do some research and try making a different website in respect for the rest of the people that actually believed that they were a part of something a little bit different than the rest of the world.  thank you <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Hello <br \/>\n      I take major offense to your webiste&#8230;&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>PThe following is what comes with the Insta Punk Kit: <\/p>\n<p>Bondage Pants &#8211; Red Plaid <br \/>\nBlack Sex Pistols T-shirt &#8211; sleeves torn off <br \/>\nDoc Martens &#8211; beat up, 10 hole. <\/p>\n<p>Union Jack hankerchief &#8211; tie around leg.<br \/>\nDirt &#8211; smear effectively for that &#8220;dirty&#8221; look. <br \/>\nConverse Hi-Tops &#8211; for the Old Skool look. <\/p>\n<p>Thats not true&#8230;.. <br \/>\nDIRT?>????excuse me&#8230; but i am NOT dirty&#8230;. and I do bathe&#8230; How dare you say that to me. <\/p>\n<p>and another point&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8216;t change your clothes, as you want to make it look like you have worn them forever. <\/p>\n<p>Thats not true wither <\/p>\n<p>PUNK is about being yourself&#8230; ITS NOT ABOUT THE CLOTHES or ANYTHING like that&#8230;..get a life and update your site&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>thanx <\/p>\n<p>-a true punker <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>you harry cock fuck! don&#8217;t you know you have to cut your bondage pants at<br \/>\nthe knee to be considered punK rawk! And you&#8217;ve already forgotten the most<br \/>\nimportant rule to being truly punK; buying up all of the local band&#8217;s<br \/>\nt-shirts and demos, especially when the logo looks like a variation of<br \/>\nactual old-school punK bands. Crikey! Leave it up to a complete imbecile to<br \/>\nforget some of the most important aspects of punk-e-ness! More punK-a-fied<br \/>\ntips:<br \/>\n<br \/>\n1. if for any reason some of your shirts have sleeves on them still, roll<br \/>\nthem up, but in a very messy style<br \/>\n<br \/>2. Any tattoo that says &#8220;punx&#8221;, &#8220;punky&#8221;, or is of\/contains colored stars,<br \/>\nband logos etc&#8230; is guaranteed to rank you very high on the &#8220;true<br \/>\npunk-ometer&#8221; scale.<br \/>\n<br \/>3. a screen name or 2 that is a title to a misfits or ramones song is a<br \/>\nmust.<br \/>\n<br \/>4. When in doubt &#8220;I don&#8217;t give a fuck&#8221; is sure to convince anyone that&#8217;s<br \/>\nleft, of your punK-ability<\/p>\n<p>And how could you miss something as meaningful and convincing as the<br \/>\nbedroom, you bloody tit blister! The defining point of your punK-Status is<br \/>\nwhen people come over to see your room. if you have an actual bed frame,<br \/>\nhide it when company comes over, no one likes a punK Rawker with money.<br \/>\nRememberm you are opressed! Society has dealt you unfair cards. If possible,<br \/>\nspray paint all over your walls, get at least on colored light (color it<br \/>\nyourself for the home-made, i&#8217;m poor look), and put up some album covers.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll be accepted into PunK Culture in no time at all.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>dear sir or madam,<br \/>\ni have stumbled across your website and was very confused as to if you<br \/>\nwere<br \/>\nmerly joking or actually being serious. just out of curiosity what bands<br \/>\nare<br \/>\nyou in to? because you seem like the biggest fucking poser i&#8217;ve ever come<br \/>\nin<br \/>\ncontact with. i mean some things were funny while others were very<br \/>\noffending, misleading, and ignorant. since you know so much about punk<br \/>\nrock<br \/>\nand you are the super punk-&#8216;rawk&#8217;-guru of the world i would love to be<br \/>\nenlightened by your endless knowledge so i can become one of your<br \/>\ndeciples.<br \/>\nthis website really fucking pisses me off and punk rock didn&#8217;t start in<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\nUK, by the way. looks like some one just skidded by on their punkrock<br \/>\nexamination.&#8221; oi oi oi&#8221;(so hardcore). maybe someday you will find out what<br \/>\npunk is really about&#8230;.i&#8217;m not going to waste my time trying to tell<br \/>\nsomeone who is just like every other fucking sheep in this country. your<br \/>\njust as bad as a fucking yuppie, you have the same beliefs as them just a<br \/>\ndifferent exterior. or so it seems by the way you portray yourself on this<br \/>\nwebsite. it&#8217;s people like you who fucking give punk rockers a bad name.(to<br \/>\nREAL punk rockers)<br \/>\n<br \/>love,<\/p>\n<p>annika wisswaesser<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>you are getting hate mail from people pissed off about you taking the<br \/>\npiss,<br \/>\nyet you say its not taking the piss, then you say its a joke, then its<br \/>\nnot,<br \/>\nwhats with you? fucking hell! I am glad to be a punk! that means I dont<br \/>\nfit<br \/>\ninto any catagory, unlike you, who fits into the catagory of the reason us<br \/>\npunks are here, if it wasn&#8217;t for filth like you taking the piss out of<br \/>\ndecent<br \/>\npeople then we wouldn&#8217;t be here, tell ya what, the world is to samey, you<br \/>\nshould be glad that these colourful, bright vibrant people are around to<br \/>\nspice up this world and add a little difference to the same old shit that<br \/>\nmasturbates the ego of the crap society it fits into and the government<br \/>\nthat<br \/>\nruns it! we are out here to push ourselfs away from you type, that go<br \/>\naround<br \/>\nwearing the same clothes as every such weirdo and sick anal fucker out<br \/>\nthere.<br \/>\nyou never know, one day you might wear the same clothes as some guy that<br \/>\ndecided that uniforms are a good idea for all schools! while we may be a<br \/>\nstereotype, at least we are not a stereotype that fits into the society<br \/>\nthat<br \/>\nyou stick up for, the very same one that you wake up to every day and<br \/>\nprobably wish was different, you cant change it, but you can move away<br \/>\nfrom<br \/>\nit. And that is what the punks had the sense to do. THATS WHAT ITS ABOUT.<br \/>\nYou<br \/>\ntaking the piss out of us only shows the reason why your filthy society is<br \/>\nthe reason punks moved away from it.<br \/>\nzizzy <br \/>\nP.S., I hope you now appreciate why we don&#8217;t like to fit in, and that the<br \/>\nmore you take the piss, the longer we will last, if society was to improve<br \/>\nfrom what bullshit it is now, then maybe we would come back to it. I<br \/>\napolagise if I insulted you, it was merely to display how strong my<br \/>\nfeelings<br \/>\nare in this matter.<br \/>\nonce again, my regards. zizzy. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>hey poser,<br \/>\n          what the fuck is this bullshit your<br \/>\nputting on.&#8221;how to be a punk&#8221;,well you trendy<br \/>\nfuckhead,punk means not listening to dumbasses<br \/>\nlike you,it means thinking for yourself.&#8221;your<br \/>\nonly punk if u have a mohawk&#8221;, well i bet you<br \/>\nhave the biggest fuckin mohawk this side of the<br \/>\nmississippi, actually i bet you have a goddam<br \/>\nbill gates haircut!and you saw  blink 182 on<br \/>\nyour bible of a channel mtv and said &#8220;hey i<br \/>\nremeber once on friends there was a dude with a<br \/>\nmohawk,why dont i go tell people how to be punk!<br \/>\nim sure a girl will finally talk to me now!&#8221;hmm<br \/>\nif your such a punk,name the 4 lead singers of<br \/>\nblack flag!i can think of about 50 people that<br \/>\ndont have mohawks whose moms are more hardcore<br \/>\nthan you!please email me back<\/p>\n<p>\n          zach<br \/>\n<br \/>\np.s. how come your little doodle has a sxe shirt<br \/>\nyet you say to get drunk all the time?fuckhead<\/p>\n<p>Another from the same person:<br \/>\n hey poser,<br \/>\n          please do me a favor and email your<br \/>\npic.i just want to see what you look like so if<br \/>\ni see you out I CAN KICK YOUR FUCKING POSER<br \/>\nASS!!!! i dont care who you are,you do not<br \/>\ndesocrate the misfits by putting their good name<br \/>\non your site.!me and derek are serioulsy gonna<br \/>\nkick your ass.why the fuck is he wearing a<br \/>\nmisfits shirt?because when you went o your<br \/>\ncatholic church the preacher mentioned satanic<br \/>\nmusic and named them?and what you have done with<br \/>\nthe dead kennedys.if jello biafra saw you,he<br \/>\nwould kill you!o thats right you dont know who<br \/>\nhe is , well i wont contribute anymore to your<br \/>\nsite.me and derek are serioulsy gonna slit your<br \/>\nthraot and piss on your grave!!!!NOW YOU HAVE US<br \/>\nWORKED!ONE WORD OF ADVISE,STAY OUTTA VEGAS,JUST<br \/>\nSTAY OUTTA VEGAS IF U WANNA LEAVE ALIVE!AND<br \/>\nBLINK 182 IS THE DEFINITION OF A PUNK BAND?IM<br \/>\nNOT EVEN GOING TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A<br \/>\nRESPONSE.YOU ARE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHAT A<br \/>\nPUNK SHOULD BE! FUCK YOU!!PLEASE EMAIL ME BACK<br \/>\nI BEG YOU!!!<\/p>\n<p>               ZACH<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>are you serious&#8230;an insta punk kit&#8230;who are you trying to kid everything<br \/>\non<br \/>\nthat gross site isnt punk at all&#8230;you cant teach sone loser to be punk<br \/>\nthats<br \/>\ntrendy and being trendy is not punk&#8230;its about following your own trends<br \/>\nyou<br \/>\nmoron you cant go around and sneer and say oioi and rub dirt on yourself<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nsay your punk because thats not punk thats trendy..and also disgusting ok<br \/>\ni<br \/>\nknow many punks who are clean also you have to be the biggest poser of all<br \/>\nbecaus not only do you not know what punk is but your misinterpreting<br \/>\neverything about it&#8230;.i hope you dont write sXe all over yourself and<br \/>\nthen<br \/>\ndrink vodka and puke allover yourself cuz thats just an oxymoron..straight<br \/>\nedge is when  you DONT drink you fucking idiot. you make me sick what are<br \/>\nyou<br \/>\ntrying to do market the image that punk is all about safety pins and<br \/>\nmohawks&#8230;you dont need a mohawk to be punk you fucking loser and were not<br \/>\nall mean and we dont growl&#8230;but obviously your some dumb 5th grader whos<br \/>\nteacher just taught them html so they made a site about something that<br \/>\nthey<br \/>\nknow NOTHING about&#8230;stop calling yourself punk you TRENDY fucking faggot<br \/>\nand<br \/>\ndont embarrass yourself by showing the world how much of a loser you are<br \/>\noh and PS blink182 the offspring and greenday arent punk and they both<br \/>\nfucking admit it their pop punk trendy shit for a loser like you and<br \/>\nsublime<br \/>\nis regae and save ferris is not punk in the slightest <\/p>\n<p>GO FUCK YOURSELF TRENDY ASSHOLE<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>you are the biggest poseur. you think yer so punk? telling people how to<br \/>\nbe<br \/>\npunk is against punk. most of the bands you listed arnt even punk. and<br \/>\nlistening to punk doesnt make you punk. punk is about being free, being<br \/>\nyerself. haha, do you even know what straight edge is? drawing x&#8217;s on yer<br \/>\nhands doesnt make you punk. punk has nothing to do with fasion. i mean<br \/>\nsure<br \/>\npunks may dress like that, but they definatley dont have to because its<br \/>\nabout<br \/>\nbeing free. you are telling people how to walk how to talk how to listen<br \/>\nto<br \/>\nmusic, thats not punk, thats AGAINST punk.<br \/>\noh and having names of bands dont make you punk. just because you have<br \/>\npunk<br \/>\nrock cds (blink 182, goldfinger, offspring, sum 41, sublime,and most of<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\nbands you named ARE NOT PUNK, they arnt rebllious at all, all they sing<br \/>\nabout<br \/>\nis girls and love and growing up shit), dressing punk, and cussing does<br \/>\nnot<br \/>\nmake you punk. its in you. its being free. i have seen more punk people<br \/>\nthat<br \/>\nwear glasses, dress geeky, and get straight A&#8217;s in school than people who<br \/>\nhave spiked hair plaids mowhawks and dead kennedys cds. do you even know<br \/>\nwhat<br \/>\nreal old school punk is? its shit like the stooges, velvet underground,<br \/>\nnew<br \/>\nyork dolls, ramones, billy bragg, dead boys. shit like that is some good<br \/>\npunk. and do you even know what oi means? it means peace and unity. it<br \/>\ndoesnt<br \/>\nmean punk. oh and do you even know what stright edge is? wand whats the<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\nbrittish flag. are you a patriotic fuck? are you a nationalist? this is<br \/>\namerica, burn some american flags buddy.<br \/>\ndo you have any idea what REAL anarchy is? its not about chaos at all. its<br \/>\nabout order and civilizationwithout laws or government. its hwere people<br \/>\nwork<br \/>\ntogether in groups of people who know and trust eachother and would have<br \/>\nno<br \/>\nreason to hurt one another or their property. and also in that comunity or<br \/>\ngroup their are no rules, but since these people think alike they wouldnt<br \/>\nwanna go out of controll. the idea of anarchy is originally about peace.<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nwhats wrong with peace signs? havnt you ever seen anti-flag? have you ever<br \/>\nheard of crass? they are punk and have peace. there is nothing wrong with<br \/>\npeace. punk isnt about war. punk evolved form the hippie scene belive it<br \/>\nor<br \/>\nnot. or at least part of it did. stop telling people how to be punk,<br \/>\nbesides<br \/>\nwhat you are telling them inst really punk. you are misleading kids and<br \/>\nturning them into poseurs. you are killing punk, just like all these<br \/>\nstupid<br \/>\nbands on mtv such as blink 182. get your facts straight and stop telling<br \/>\npeople how to be punk&#8230;.poseur <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>You have a very nice site, fucker.<br \/>\nI must admit, I didn&#8217;t think there was anyone else out there like me. As cynical as me. Wow, you&#8217;ve got that pure hatred and witty remark thing going on there, I really admire it.<\/p>\n<p>One thing though. I don&#8217;t look punk. I don&#8217;t look goth. I don&#8217;t look like a raver kiddy, the preppy or the hippy.<\/p>\n<p>So what am I? I just wear what looks OK, and I try and not look like a moron when it comes to hair cuts, but man is it hard. Especially when you ARE a moron. I listen to lots of punk, does that make me an apathetic borderline punk bastard?<\/p>\n<p>And exactly what do YOU look like, may I ask?<\/p>\n<p>My guess is the &#8220;messy&#8221; hair look with the beat up brown cord pants and a t-shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Or perhaps you&#8217;re even a clean cut fellow with a part and some khakis, hell if I know.<\/p>\n<p>It would be interesting to see, though.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so hard to make friends when you despise everyone else for trying so hard, isn&#8217;t it?. Being one mean son of a bitch DOES have it&#8217;s benefits, and I suppose that&#8217;s one of them.<\/p>\n<p>Anything that isn&#8217;t &#8220;I bought this shirt cause it looked ok&#8221; and &#8220;What&#8217;s a comb?&#8221; seems kind of fake, in my opinion. You try so hard to look like you don&#8217;t care at all, yet you spend so much time CARING about how you look.<\/p>\n<p>Funny stuff. I should also add I don&#8217;t always seem right in the head, so I suppose it really isn&#8217;t a compliment that I&#8217;m anything like you.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, you should probably kill yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Lovingly (perhaps with even a bit of tongue),<br \/>\nDrew<\/p>\n<p><i>That was a fun email. Here is his email address. <a href=\"wowbagger@godisdead.com\">wowbagger@godisdead.com<\/a> You guys should email him and tell him that being a mean son of a bitch DOES have it&#8217;s benefits. I can guarantee I get more pussy than this guy any day. HAHAHAH<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Hey hey-<\/p>\n<p>   Just wanted to write you about your site. I think it&#8217;s fuckin hilarious.<br \/>\nWhen I got into the punk scene I never really thought about what people were<br \/>\ngoing to think, or what. It started when I realized how much I loved the<br \/>\nmusic. I started going to local punk shows so I could hear more of it, and<br \/>\nmy family doesn&#8217;t have much money so i just sort of used what I had, and<br \/>\nstole from Salvo. I guess I dress sort of old school punk, I don&#8217;t just hang<br \/>\nout with punks, that&#8217;s fuckin bullshit. Anyway..I really don&#8217;t like these<br \/>\nnew punks &#8217;round my town, in freshly pressed sex pistols shirts, with their<br \/>\nclean little mohawks and a studded bracelet. They don&#8217;t know what it&#8217;s<br \/>\nfuckin&#8217; all about. They can dress like that, and scream oi! and anarchy! all<br \/>\nthey want, but they&#8217;ll never figure it out. Well I just wanted to say<br \/>\nthanks, i&#8217;m sick of all the rich little posers too. But oh well&#8230;not much<br \/>\nwe can do, they decide being a raver or goth is cooler and cling to that<br \/>\nsooner or later. Write back if you get a chance.<br \/>\nMarjie<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>I was reading the Insta Punk Kit and I came across the safety pin resisting<br \/>\nthe dominant idealogy thing&#8230;  I just thought I&#8217;d mention that it also<br \/>\nstarted with the concentration camps in Nazi Germany.  I mean, we all know<br \/>\nhow many punks adore skinhead neo-nazis, right?  Well, during WWII people who<br \/>\nwere helping the Jews escape would wear safety pins on their clothes to<br \/>\nsignify their secret protest of the war and to let all Jews know that bearer<br \/>\ncould be trusted.  My local old skool mentor once told me that the safety pin<br \/>\nthing was an extension of that.  Just so ya know. <\/p>\n<p><i>Jesus fuck, where do you people get this stuff? I don&#8217;t know if this is true or not, I will look<br \/>\ninto it, one day when I am excrutiatingly bored, which will be like, five years from now. Can anyone confirm<br \/>\nor deny this slop? And PROVE it, not just your dumb ass opinion because that means shit to me.<\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>fag what the hell? anyone who becomes insta punk is a fucking poseur.  oh<br \/>\nhell yes im bitching and oh hell yea i know everything about the scene, and<br \/>\noh hell yes thats how poseur is spelled. have fun making potentialy punk rock<br \/>\nkids into faggots.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nBye, Jeff(the punkest punk in the punk world) <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Hey i think those guys look punk and everything, but ar they? anyone can<br \/>\nlook punk and you make it sound like that if you look it, then you are punk,<br \/>\npunk was a cause started when we all felt lost. good job with the look part,<br \/>\nbut i think you should work on what punk really is. but i still love your<br \/>\nsite, just constructive critisism is what this is hehe. bye.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Hi, I was at your site the other day; I liked all the pics and junk you had<br \/>\nput up.  Anyways, I put together a punk outfit, and I wanted you to see if<br \/>\nit was punk enough (I&#8217;m more of a raver than a punk, so I&#8217;m just piecing<br \/>\nthings together.)<br \/>\n*orange fishnet stockings<br \/>\n*black converse (falling apart and scuffed to death, they have dirty red<br \/>\nlaces)<br \/>\n*black leather jacket<br \/>\n*chain bracelets and necklaces<br \/>\n*studed collar<br \/>\n*black shirt held together with safety pins<br \/>\n*safety pin earings<br \/>\nand I already have purple\/red and orange hair<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>hi<br \/>\ni was just wonderin how you manage to think all punks have to be like that.  cause im a punk<br \/>\nand me and my friends have never said oi oi in our lives.  you know how you said blink 182 is<br \/>\nthe best punk band ever well their not cause the sold out. the best punk rock band should be<br \/>\nthe ramones or rancid but not blink 182.<br \/>\ni was also wonderin if you know where i could by cheep bondage pants onl line.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nlater <br \/>\ntrista aka spikey<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Hay man, that insta punk site is funny. you are such a genius. it is all the guestbook shit that makes it funny. has anyone e-maled you to see how much the insta punk kit costs? hah. anyways,  does that james guy with the ouch stick live in southern california? if he does, tell me cause he is hot.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>hey-oki just checked out ur site and i think itz really cool..<br \/>\nif u wanna be a poser. i mean.im still kinda preppy cuz im still transitioning..<br \/>\ni love punk and ska music&#8230;but isnt&#8217; the whole attitude about being an individual and<br \/>\nbeing yourself? not following the stereotype?<br \/>\ni dunno..i just think u should change the site a little&#8230;.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>You don&#8217;t have to wear chains and spiked belts to be punk&#8230;thats not the<br \/>\ndefinition of punk&#8230;punk isn&#8217;t about trying to make people scared of you.<br \/>\nits the opposite of all that. its to make a statement about who you are and<br \/>\nwhat you believe in. so wearing a couple chans and spiking ur hair doesn&#8217;t<br \/>\nmake you punk.<br \/>\n<P><i>I need to come up with a basic response to the hundreds of emails that don&#8217;t understand<br \/>\nthat this site is a joke. You would think I would have done that by now, don&#8217;t you? Someone want to<br \/>\nwrite me a basic summarization of how this site is a joke, and what it is making fun of? Then I will just<br \/>\ncopy and paste that to every fucknut that flames me. \ud83d\ude1b<\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>just to let you know, punk is an attitude, not an appearnace and punk did<br \/>\nnot originate in the UK. it started in new york with the ramones. UK punk<br \/>\nstarted becasue of the ramones and the sex pistols suck and people who wear<br \/>\nthe british flag are fucking stupid becasue you&#8217;re american not english. im<br \/>\nsure that crap i babbled is of no importance to you or site, but oh well.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>haha. your website amuses me. the one about how to be a punk. first of all,<br \/>\nblink 182 isnt punk anymore. they&#8217;re sell outs. the most punk of all bands is<br \/>\nnot blink. i think that the most punk of all bands is rancid. they&#8217;re TRUE<br \/>\npunks, unlike blink. they have gone through a lot of shit to get to where<br \/>\nthey are right now, unlike blink. maybe blink has gone through some stuff,<br \/>\nbut not like rancid. and you say that a true punk has a mohawk, huh? i dont<br \/>\nsee any of the dudes from blink with a mohawk. all TRUE punks hate blink now.<br \/>\noh, and you cant teach someone how to be a punk. you&#8217;re either born a punk or<br \/>\njust become one. every punk is different from one another. you&#8217;re telling<br \/>\npeople to draw attention to themselves and show off that they&#8217;re punks, but<br \/>\nTRUE punks dont do that. they dont walk around in their bondage pants showing<br \/>\noff and shit, they dont care. they dont care what people think about them.<br \/>\nthey do whatever the fuck they want. your site really pisses me (and other<br \/>\nTRUE punks) off, but it amuses me also. i feel sorry for you. you&#8217;re pityful.<br \/>\nyou want people to think that punks are like the bestest kind of people out<br \/>\nthere. you want people to be overly proud of themselves for being punks. if<br \/>\nyou were a TRUE punk, you wouldnt care about shit like that. you&#8217;re probably<br \/>\nnot even a punk. but i dont care. that&#8217;s all i have to say about your dumbass<br \/>\nwebsite. oh, one more thing, if anyone ever tells me how to be a punk or how<br \/>\nto act like one instead of acting like myself, i&#8217;d say FUCK YOU! and that&#8217;s<br \/>\nprobably what all TRUE punks that have seen your website say. there&#8217;s no<br \/>\nactual PERFECT TRUE PUNK out there cuz all punks are different, so its stupid<br \/>\nof you for trying to tell people how to be a TRUE punk. but you&#8217;re actually<br \/>\ntelling them how to be YOUR perfect image of a punk. you cannot make punks,<br \/>\nremember that. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>hey  umm im onely 12 and all the real punks in my town think im a poser<br \/>\nbecause the other day i was talkin to this kid and i blsnked out and he asked<br \/>\nme some songs from black flag and i was like ohh shit <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>hey man ive been looking through your page and you failed to see that us<br \/>\n&#8220;punks&#8221;  arent too smart&#8230;i came across a lot of words i dont understand<br \/>\nlike &#8220;defiant&#8221; and &#8220;bondage&#8221; and im too lazy to list the rest&#8230;<br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\nand what does &#8220;passersby&#8221; mean? <\/p>\n<p><i>Good lord. Does the amusement with these emails ever end? Ever hear of a dictionary???<\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>god ur site is the fuckin hilarious thing ive ever seen all those gay wanks<br \/>\ntaking it seriously lol fuckin cunts keep up the good work!!!!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>what the point of insta punk kit? u cant make ppl punks <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>These aim people are retards. Here is another aim conversation with some retard 15 year old. The first part got lost<br \/>\nbecause I closed the window. Please understand, I am not here to tell you how to look punk\/goth\/etc, I have a day job<br \/>\nin which I am very busy, and my music is better than yours, regardless of what you think. Especially if you are trying<br \/>\nto debate with me that Korn is better. *snickers* (ps feel free to flame this loser. He annoys me)<br \/>\n<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: u dress like one<br \/>\nsykospark: is that a question or a statement.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: do u dress like a rivethead?<br \/>\nsykospark: hehhee<br \/>\nsykospark: yah sure<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: y did u make the site?<br \/>\nsykospark: <a href=\"http:\/\/sykospark.net\/kits.php\">http:\/\/sykospark.net\/kits.php<\/a><br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: ur finishing ur prep?<br \/>\nsykospark: alas, no. \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nsykospark: punk must be redesigned first.<br \/>\nsykospark: \/then\/ prep.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: redesighned?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: ur gettin rid of it<br \/>\nsykospark: no. redesigned. it looks horrible the way it is.<br \/>\nsykospark: a new \/look\/<br \/>\nsykospark: content stays same<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: wut the punk one?<br \/>\nsykospark: but it will have some nifty new features<br \/>\nsykospark: yes. the punk one.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: cool the punk one is my fav <br \/>\nsykospark: well, it looks the worst right now, but if i ever get it done, it will b ereally cool<br \/>\nsykospark: there will be a big fat message board <br \/>\nsykospark: and everything will look better<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: cool <br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: i dont goths that much <br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: how didi u htink of this site?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: think*<br \/>\nsykospark: did you go to that link i sent you?<br \/>\nsykospark: <a href=\"http:\/\/sykospark.net\/kits.php\">http:\/\/sykospark.net\/kits.php<\/a><br \/>\nsykospark: that explains it.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: yea iam on it right now<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: can i ask u a question <br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: u kno a lot of how punks dress right?<br \/>\nsykospark: yes.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: can punks were long shorts with long colored socks? like blink182 does?<br \/>\nsykospark: punks can wear whatever the fuck they want.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: well in ur site it aays ur not a punk if u dont gotta moehawk<br \/>\nsykospark: that&#8217;s right.<br \/>\nsykospark: you&#8217;re not a real punk unless you shave half your head and spike the rest.<br \/>\nsykospark: \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: so iam sayin i could were long socks wit shorts ? right <br \/>\nsykospark: are you asking for advice on how to dress punk?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: if i said yes woold u kill me?<br \/>\nsykospark: no.<br \/>\nsykospark: but so many people ask me for advice on how to look  <br \/>\nsykospark: i think i shoudl start charging you people<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: yea is that bad?<br \/>\nsykospark: considering i do al that work for free<br \/>\nsykospark: and my job is putting a hole in my stomach<br \/>\nsykospark: i could use the extra $$<\/p>\n<p>NutFuzzLeS89: so im alud to ask u right?<br \/>\nsykospark: for five bux you can ask me anything.<br \/>\nsykospark: paypal.com<br \/>\nsykospark: go get your mom&#8217;s credit card <br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: whats ur problem <br \/>\nsykospark: i work my ass off, i am stressed out, and i have a 14 year old asking me how to dress punk.<br \/>\nsykospark: and you ask me what my problem is?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: ?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: what bands do you like?<br \/>\nsykospark: http:\/\/sykospark.net\/music.php<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: ?<br \/>\nsykospark: Is your name tim?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: yea <br \/>\nsykospark: What do you mean &#8216;?&#8217;?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: y?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: what>?<br \/>\nsykospark: because you signed my guestbook. \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nsykospark: what are you questioning? my bands?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: no no nothing from ur site just what kinda music do u listen to <br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: ?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: punk gothic ?<br \/>\nsykospark: industrial \/ power noise<br \/>\nsykospark: did you not go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sykospark.net\/rivethead\">http:\/\/www.sykospark.net\/rivethead<\/a> ?<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: thats cool<br \/>\nsykospark: That describes my musical preferences.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: o yea forget sorry <br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: a\/s\/l?<br \/>\nsykospark: I hate that question. Why don&#8217;t you answer that one first?<br \/>\nsykospark: I say where I live on my personal site.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: 15\/m\/pz<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: pa**<br \/>\nsykospark: There is a drawing of me so it is obvious what my gender is.<br \/>\nsykospark: and I am obviously old enough to have graduated from college.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: i didnt ssee it<br \/>\nsykospark: because it wasn&#8217;t one of the pages I sent to you directly \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: if i saw it mayb<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: u wokin on ur sit right no<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: now**<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: site**<br \/>\nsykospark: no. I am working at my job.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: o i c <br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: u hink limp bizkit r sell outs<br \/>\nsykospark: Sure.<br \/>\nsykospark: I wouldn&#8217;t know. I dont&#8217; listen to their music.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: ok <br \/>\nsykospark: Shitty ass radio rock bands do not interest me.<br \/>\nsykospark: My music is by far superior than the drabble on the airwaves.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: korns good<br \/>\nsykospark: no, korn is not good.<br \/>\nsykospark: korn is the same thing as limp bizkit.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: yea they r<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: nope<br \/>\nsykospark: go ahead and think that.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: how\/<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: ]?<br \/>\nsykospark: my music could kick korn&#8217;s ass.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: y do u think <br \/>\nsykospark: up and down the street.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: nah <br \/>\nsykospark: mainstream radio rock.<br \/>\nsykospark: tis all.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: korn arent sell oust <br \/>\nsykospark: *sighs*<br \/>\nsykospark: but their music is so .. drab.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: they didint  turn rap like limp did <br \/>\nsykospark: no offense, but I am very busy, so if you want to talk about how good korn is, I am the wrong person to discuss that with. because..well.KORN SUCkS ASS<br \/>\nsykospark: as does limp bizkit, powerman 5000, linkin park and marilyn manson<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: nah<br \/>\nsykospark: and coal chamber<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: nah <br \/>\nsykospark: and whatever else is on the airwaves<br \/>\nsykospark: *sighS* go buy some wumpscut<br \/>\nsykospark: if you like heavy hardcore <br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: ur music sux <br \/>\nsykospark: you have never even heard of my music<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: hardcroe is korn <br \/>\nsykospark: i can bet you 100 dollars that you haven&#8217;t heard of a single band on my music page.<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: i didnt look at ur pointless music sorry <br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: i hate hardcore<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: o yea what do they say again<br \/>\nNutFuzzLeS89: ?<br \/>\nsykospark: I don&#8217;t listen to hardcore.<br \/>\n<P><br \/>\nanyways, the retard goes on to try to engage me in conversation, denies warning me on aim (it TELLS me who warned me, retard)<br \/>\nand it is 5:35 pm and I am still at work. *sigh* I can either stay here, or commute home in traffic. Bleh.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Ok, I&#8217;m not a punk.  The guy I&#8217;m seeing is.  He is nothing u say of this and doesnt act like that.  I don&#8217;t even see where u are getting this from.  I mean I&#8217;m naive of the whole thing, but this is ridiculous.  He is a clean cut, very attractive, and smart young man.  My email is babygurl@imneverwrong.com if you have anything to say.  I think this is just flat out retarded get a life.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>you forgot how punks arent allowed to tell racial jokes&#8230;&#8230;..and how they<br \/>\nare supposed to Free Abu Jamal!! <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>blink 182 is not punk its pop gwt youre facts straight<br \/>\nand if someone has a sex pistols cd and dont even like it or know who they are&#8230;.they are not a punk they are serious try hards&#8230;.just becuase you dress like or mabee even look like a punk doesnt mean you are anyway near a real punk  so dude&#8230;..this is pretty said ay&#8230;.but it is a great laugh&#8230;.punk on<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>he is obvioisly a poseur, how could a REAL punk make<br \/>\n both goth and punk poster child? also whats this about expinsive punk gear?? I buy my crap at thrift stores, or dig<br \/>\nit out of peoples garbage(like the jacket i&#8217;m wearing now)<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Email One:your &#8220;inst punk kit&#8221; is the most sterotypical thing i have ever read about<br \/>\npunks. ever. i find myself wondering if this is sarcasm, you are making fun<br \/>\nof posers, or you just have no idea what punk is about and are exploiting it.<br \/>\ncan you clarify?<br \/>\n<br \/>\nEmail Two:i see.. it took me a while to figure that out. it is an intersting collection<br \/>\nof steryotypes . i&#8217;m sure i&#8217;ll have fun directing some of the &#8220;punks&#8221; at my<br \/>\nschool there, to it, to see if they take it seriously. can i link it from my<br \/>\nsite? <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>maybe chauncey looks like a punk but the other fags look like their just<br \/>\ngothic!!  You shit heads need to learn!!  Not this fucking gothic shit!!  It<br \/>\nain&#8217;t punk!! <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Just wanted to say nice page.  Sweet Jesus, I couldn&#8217;t believe the number of<br \/>\npsychos and &#8220;true punkers&#8221; that wrote to you.  Damn.  Someone should throw a<br \/>\ndictionary at that thirteen year old retarded boy.  Mabey he&#8217;d learn to<br \/>\nspell.  Oh, I&#8217;m sorry did I offend any of you?  Does that make me a &#8220;poser&#8221;?<br \/>\nA I a &#8220;fag&#8221; now?  Are you gonna kick my ass with your expensive Doc Martins<br \/>\nto show everyone what a hardcore punk you are?  Calm down, you little nazis.<br \/>\nSmoke some weed or get drunk or something.  Just pull that spiked pole out<br \/>\nof your ass and you&#8217;ll be fine.  Anyway, I may be sending a pic of one of my<br \/>\nfriends who could qualify to be one of your poster boys.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>(3 from the same person)<br \/>\nOOOk,  first of all&#8230;i may be 14 but im sure as hell not too young.  but<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s ok. it doesn&#8217;t bother me.  But what does bother me is that all the<br \/>\npunks that send you that hate mail and are really pissed at you cuz they<br \/>\nthink that your a poser.  but they don&#8217;t get the joke.  the site is just for<br \/>\nfun  and i makes fun of posers.  im not gunna tell them to take a joke or<br \/>\nlighten up because its kinda funny reading all this mail from people who hate<br \/>\nyou.  but im on your side. love ya<\/p>\n<p>you need to make a girl section on the insta punk kit<\/p>\n<p>ok i think i have some aditions for the female section that we talked about<br \/>\n(although you may not remember me or the emails we exchanged)  for the chick<br \/>\nsection you should basically have the same idea but just a few differences.<br \/>\nlike for clothes&#8230;girls can really go around with ripped t shirts without<br \/>\nthe unfortune of exposing their bras so you should say which shirts and crap<br \/>\nlike that.  the boots and pants are basically the same so&#8230;.you should say<br \/>\nwhat kind of jackets like if it would be rad for chicks to wear leather<br \/>\njackets or not. and hair like how girls should dye their hair and what colors<br \/>\n   and basically anything else you can think of&#8230;..keep up the humor and<br \/>\ncontinue to make fun of the posers who actually believe your serious oi <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>hey this is sid i was just wondering if i should lose my beer gut i really<br \/>\ndont give a fuck , but i was wondering if i should lose some weightj, and<br \/>\nwhile i have this beer gut i still tend to wear tight shirts but i still have<br \/>\nmuscles tell me what i should do<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>who the hell cares? funny site&#8230; i found the comedy in it.. it&#8217;s kinda sad (*sigh*) that people are arguing over how &#8220;damn punky&#8221; they are when i thought the whole point of being &#8220;damn punky&#8221; was to non-conform.. those damn conformists&#8230; funny stuff.. keep up the good work (what the hell does Oi? mean) <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>your really should have a list of people who can&#8217;t figure out this site is<br \/>\nment to be joke.<br \/>\nI mean honestly, its called Sarcasm.    <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>I just got done viewing you&#8217;re fucking site. You must have absolutely no life<br \/>\nto think about all the shit you THINK punk rock it. You&#8217;ve obviously been<br \/>\nobserving poseurs you&#8217;re whole life because you have not one clue of what the<br \/>\nessence of punk rock is. You&#8217;re hatefully sarcastic bullshit site does bring<br \/>\nup one point. The only reason you are so fucking pissed off and want to take<br \/>\nall the time it must have taken you to come up with that shit is because you<br \/>\ntried to be punk once in your life and you got your poseur ass kicked many<br \/>\ntimes. That really is the only explanation for you to be so committed to a<br \/>\nsite that knocks a whole culture of people&#8230;.  Get a fucking life, stop<br \/>\nworrying about  people who hate you, or kill yourself. These are your only<br \/>\ntwo options for bettering yourself. <\/p>\n<p><i>At least they spelled &#8220;poseur&#8221; right. <\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>dude whats your problem&#8230;.if you made this website your a totla loser. you<br \/>\ncan define punk. in this web site your trying to teach people how to be punk<br \/>\nand you cant. punk isnt the way you walk, what color your hair is, how you<br \/>\ndress, how many times you can say oi, what kind of accesories you wear or<br \/>\nwhat music you listen to&#8230; punk is a way of life. you cant teach it you just<br \/>\nare it. and anyone who folled you gay proceedures is a loser to for being a<br \/>\nposeing wanna be.<br \/>\nyou suck.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>This retard left their aol address. Let me show you what happens when you go to flame me over email<br \/>\nwith your retarded aol account:<\/p>\n<p>\nsykospark: How can you say I suck when you can&#8217;t even spell correctly?<br \/>\nCoLeYx182: b\/c your trying to drfing punk when you cant<br \/>\nsykospark: The site is a joke.<br \/>\nsykospark: It is making fun of poseurs. (Please take note on the spelling of that last word)<br \/>\nCoLeYx182: oh well its gay<br \/>\nCoLeYx182: fich dich<br \/>\nsykospark: Not as gay as a person who&#8217;s handle has alternating caps and ends in &#8216;182&#8217;, which I will take to reflect Blink 182<br \/>\nsykospark: lmao.<br \/>\nsykospark: German isn&#8217;t very punk.<br \/>\nCoLeYx182: umm like i havent listened to blink in years <br \/>\nCoLeYx182: i dont care<br \/>\nsykospark: ummm like your handle is still gay.<br \/>\nCoLeYx182: go away<br \/>\nsykospark: Sorry you are too retarded to understand a higher level of humor.<\/p>\n<p>OK. So I have had much better flame wars over aim, but I haven&#8217;t catalogued them until now. But starting now,<br \/>\nI will show you all the retardwars my bored ass will ensue if you flame me, and misspell every other word, but call ME stupid.<br \/>\nHAHAHA<br \/>\n <\/i>     <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>my mom wont let me get a mohawk how can i talk her into it and by the way im<br \/>\nonly 14 but am punk as hell <\/p>\n<p><i>If you are so punk, then why don&#8217;t you just go ahead and give YOURSELF a mohawk? REAL punks<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t pussy out and listen to their mamas. \ud83d\ude1b<\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>hey babe, love yer fucking site, very hard-core but you need more punk pics.<br \/>\nthey can usually be spotted outside yer local mall, the nearest Starbucks or<br \/>\nany trendy little record store. make sure you throw some of those super Grrr<br \/>\nchicks in with the bitch handles and tank girl threads. don&#8217;t forget our<br \/>\nlittle motto ether: drink, fuck, fight! and make sure to stand up for unity,<br \/>\nhuman rights, freedom, and individuality &#8230; as you thrash another poser, for<br \/>\nnot being &#8220;OI&#8221; enough&#8230;now that&#8217;s punk rock. love yer stereo typical gutter<br \/>\npunk, femmi&#8230;Zoey&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><i>Feel free to submit any fotos of your punk asses to me.<\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>If I did classify myself though I would say Iam a Punk<br \/>\n.Your site rocks .My favorites are the Raver ,Goth<br \/>\n,Punk , and Ho&#8217; .I laughed so much I puke(I really<br \/>\ndid) .Can you do one on Racist Police Officers ,Dumb<br \/>\nJocks(Smart Jocks like me are generally<br \/>\nnot assholes)Baby Mama&#8217;s ,Pimps ,Skaters(boarders) ,<br \/>\nand Ghetto White Girl Drama Mama&#8217;s .Wait a minute how<br \/>\nabout Great White Hip Hoppers .I&#8217;ll help you on<br \/>\neveryone .<br \/>\n<HR><br \/>\nThought you&#8217;d think this is interesting: The actual definition of a punk,<br \/>\naccording to the dictionary, is a person in prison who enjoys homosexual<br \/>\nacts. HAHAHAHA, looking at those faggots you&#8217;d think it is true<\/p>\n<p>OI! SkinHeads!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>so you are a genious.  i love you long time.  no seriously, that was quite<br \/>\nentertaining.  i listen to punk music and have purple streaks in my hair,<br \/>\nso<br \/>\ni know now that we must fight to the death.  i just wanted to personally<br \/>\nthank you for setting up your website.  if i hadn&#8217;t of read it, i might of<br \/>\nstill been walking around without any piercings or dirt on my face.  &#8211; you<br \/>\nshould have done a page on hygiene- us punks, we don&#8217;t like the high tech<br \/>\n tools that are toothpaste and toothbrush-  rubbing a napkin you found in<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\ndumpster across your teeth works alot better.  and you should never wash<br \/>\nout<br \/>\nthe gell from your hair. so that next time you don&#8217;t really have to use so<br \/>\nmuch and just hold it up with the residue and dirt. so what im trying to<br \/>\nsay<br \/>\nis that tuna is good with mayo, olives, onions, paprika, and cream cheese.<br \/>\n(seriously) well im off to go fuck the government.  have a punk rock<br \/>\nday&#8230;OI<br \/>\n<br \/>\nShmeeSquee63<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Message: The ENTIRE instapunk kit is demeaning to the punk subculture!!  Punk is not an insta kit! It is a state of mind that is cheap to certain incites on reality.  To jack up the entire &#8220;punk&#8221; mentality is ludicrous and absurd.  SO SHUT THE HELL UP YOU GOD DAMN TRENDY ASS POSER!<\/p>\n<p>In case you are asking how we came to such a conclusion, check your music page!  YOU ARE A BILLBOARD FOR BLINK 182!!!! the biggest poser, sell out band, in the history of PUNK Rock music!<\/p>\n<p>By the way I hope your midlife crisis comes to an end soon, either that or you kill yourself!  The entire punk community would be better off if you were dead!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>you need to make a girl section on the insta punk kit<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>OOOk,  first of all&#8230;i may be 14 but im sure as hell not too young.  but<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s ok. it doesn&#8217;t bother me.  But what does bother me is that all the<br \/>\npunks that send you that hate mail and are really pissed at you cuz they<br \/>\nthink that your a poser.  but they don&#8217;t get the joke.  the site is just for<br \/>\nfun  and i makes fun of posers.  im not gunna tell them to take a joke or<br \/>\nlighten up because its kinda funny reading all this mail from people who hate<br \/>\nyou.  but im on your side. love ya<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Hey, your page is hilarious! All these people who are so obsessed with<br \/>\nwhat punk is should just chill and be themselves. who really cares if<br \/>\nits punk or prep or goth. they just need to calm down and stop being so<br \/>\nmean. really now, is it all necessary? Riiiight&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>haha your an idiot&#8230; you cant even make FUN of punk rock right!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>hI, just emailing to tell you your page is great.<br \/>\nI can now honestly say i am a PUNK. just kidding! i love what your doing. I read the email page and saw that you&#8217;ve accomplished just what you wanted. Your page stands as a consant reminder of just how stupid people really are! they all seem to take you seriously.<br \/>\nYou did exactly the right things to piss them off. You are quite the admirable person and i respect your genius ideas. I myself do listen to punk, but i dont associate with most of the idiots. There are a few smart punks out there. Well, i must go, i&#8217;ll leave you with a quote. oh how PUNK ROCK of me!<br \/>\n&#8220;Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.&#8221;<br \/>\n-Walter Kerr<br \/>\nIM me sometime if you want, you sound like a fun kid to talk to.<\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\nI&#8217;ll send you some punk pics when I get some! I just got a mowhawk (cough) yes i was drunk&#8230;. (shhhhhh dont tell!) And when I get some army pants Ill get you some picsssss&#8230;&#8230; and ect. yes yes yes you should owe me (jk) My friend is getting me a semi early X-mas christmas of a web cam so when i get it youll getchur pic&#8230; I could also give you some goth&#8230;.hmm&#8230;.. Oi Oi Oi! What does that mean anyways? evvvvvery one says it but no one knows! GEEZ! hmm what are you? im mean sub culture wise? People call me confused! 0.o! thats cuz im random! and im punk and im prep and im goth ..,.. prep ity raver &#8230;.. BUA HAH HAH crazy I say&#8230;. hmm no i dont do drugs! if i did i&#8217;d be normal! Sorry for the long email mail me back! I LOVE YOU SITE!<br \/>\nremember OI !<\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\nhonstly,I am afraid to click on any of your links.I feel like you site is teaching people to be punk and uhh i think that is something that should come natural<br \/>\n<HR><br \/>\ni am e-mailing you on your punk genius.  although i won&#8217;t get a mohawk, for<br \/>\nit looks kinda weird on girls, the whole sight was totally interesting<br \/>\n<P><I>Punk genius&#8230;heheheh<\/i><br \/>\n<HR><br \/>\nthat is the funniest shit i have ever seen.i bet you get alot of hate mail<br \/>\nfor it.. oh, but you can wear bondage pants if you&#8217;re a punk, as long as you<br \/>\nhave 2 other belts hanging off your ass, one with spikes, and one with studs<br \/>\nfor the full poser look.. you need to correct that \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nthat was a good idea to do a page like that, made me feel so much better<br \/>\nabout my &#8220;punk rock&#8221; self..lol<br \/>\n<HR><br \/>\nYOU DON&#8217;T KNOW SHIT YOUR FUCKED AND STUIPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nSHUT THE FUCK UP, I DON&#8217;T EVEN KNOW WHY I CAME IN HERE.<\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\ndu u really sell those kits cause i need sum of that strong spary in the punk<br \/>\nsection and i gt the joke im not a posuer<br \/>\n<P><I>Does this person not live near a drug store? Don&#8217;t you people know where the hell to buy hairspray? Haha!<\/i><br \/>\n<HR><br \/>\nI know your page is meant for humor, however I am really into punk rock<br \/>\nand I just wanted to ask you if you knew any good methods on mohawking<br \/>\nmy hair as in gel preference or whatever.  I have thick hair and has a<br \/>\nsort of unwanted curl to it so if you know of a good hair straightener<br \/>\nor relaxer I&#8217;d appreciate that information too.  As for the actual<br \/>\nspiking the mohawk, I heard you could use egg whites or even glue\/rubber<br \/>\ncement (for the extremely high hawks). <\/p>\n<p>Thanks a lot, <\/p>\n<p>Benjamin <\/p>\n<p><P><I>Ugh, egg whites!?<\/I><\/p>\n<p><HR><\/p>\n<p>your pages was funny, but im not sure if you were serious, <\/p>\n<p>its not a good idea to were the union jack, the whole english punk thing is<br \/>\ncool,but only if your english. dont get me wrong i love britpunk and shit<br \/>\nlike that but if its one thing i hate worse the america its england remember<br \/>\nback in the 1700&#8217;s we were fighting for our indepedence, to escape the<br \/>\noppression of the british gov&#8217;t<br \/>\n(sorry i dont mean this to be a history lesson) i just dont want you to<br \/>\nconfuse some little new comer, but if its a joke thats cool, its cool either<br \/>\nway i just dont agree on your views on the whole union jack and goldfinger<br \/>\nthing but your panges is cool so please excuse me for being rude about it <\/p>\n<p>thanx  viciousnrotten <\/p>\n<p><HR><\/p>\n<p>You dont what the fuck yer talking about. Yer &#8220;how to be a punk page&#8221; is a<br \/>\nfucking embarrasment. Do everyone a favor and shut it down. <\/p>\n<p><HR><\/p>\n<p>dear oposer <\/p>\n<p>    This websites is a peace of crap. U suck and so does ur website. Ur<br \/>\nwebsite is like shity card board toilet paper.  &#8220;PUNK KIT&#8221; what the f*ck is<br \/>\nthat. U shame the name PUNK U computer nerd   <\/p>\n<p><HR><\/p>\n<p>I have one thing to say-  YOU&#8217;RE NOT PUNK, YOU&#8217;RE A POSER!  SINCE WHEN IS A<br \/>\nMOHAWK THE ONLY TRUE PUNK HAIRSTYLE? WHAT ABOUT LIBERITY SPIKES? ANOTHER<br \/>\nIMPORTANT THING IS THE POLITICAL ASPECT OF BEING PUNK! HATING NAZIS, CAPITAL<br \/>\nPUNISHMENT, AND COPS! REBELLION!  PUNK IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TRY TO BE, AND<br \/>\nYOU DEFINITELY DON&#8217;T DO IT TO STAND OUT AND ANNOY PEOPLE! IT&#8217;S JUST SOMETHING<br \/>\nYOU ARE, BUT YOU&#8217;RE NOT. AND THEN THERE&#8217;S BLINK182. SELLOUTS. THEY ARE ONE OF<br \/>\nTHE MOST UN-PUNK BANDS ALIVE! ANY BAND PLAYED ON MTV IS NOT PUNK! <\/p>\n<p><HR><\/p>\n<p>Hey&#8230; I&#8217;m not writing to complain about your site, or to bitch at you for<br \/>\nsaying how much you suck&#8230; if people are e-mailing you and saying that shit<br \/>\nto you then you know what? They wrote to you because they felt your page was<br \/>\na direct attack on them which means they are the posers. Any fool would know<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re joking about this. ANYONE, punk, goth,  raver, would know this is a<br \/>\njoke. It&#8217;s just our population is full of retards who don&#8217;t understand the<br \/>\nconcept of humor. Keep up the site because I for one enjoyed it, because I&#8217;m<br \/>\nluckily not a poser nor a retard. \ud83d\ude42 What is the next insta kit, I&#8217;m<br \/>\nwondering? It&#8217;s really funny to see peoples reactions to your page &#8211; think of<br \/>\nall the power you have, to get all these dorks across the nation riled up<br \/>\nfrom something they see on the screen. Good luck on getting more people<br \/>\nangry. Kudos! <\/p>\n<p>cheers<br \/>\nrachel<br \/>\n<P><I>Next kit on the line, after I put finishing touches on the Raver and Rivethead kits, is an Insta Hippie Kits. I hate those<br \/>\nbellbottom wearing, pot smoking, grateful dead listening weirdos!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\nI am interested in purchasing one of your kits, however, rumor has it<br \/>\nthat you are in the middle of developing the &#8220;Punk As Fuck- Deluxe Kit! Now<br \/>\nwith 25% more Punk Rock&#8221;. Is this true? You should, because I hear the<br \/>\nJapanese are developing something called &#8220;High Resolution Super-American<br \/>\nPunko-rocko-mon&#8221; kit&#8230;don&#8217;t let what happened to the American automotive<br \/>\nindustry happen to the punk scene.<br \/>\n     Anyway, great site! I totally empathize. I&#8217;ve always heard people<br \/>\ncomplain about havng their cultures &#8216;raped&#8217;, &#8216;robbed&#8217;, or &#8216;stolen&#8217; from them<br \/>\nand have always considered such statements as whining&#8230; that is until about<br \/>\n10 years ago, when I began to notice that corporations were beginning to see<br \/>\nthe potential for a new market and exploited it by taking punk, packaging it,<br \/>\nslapping labels on it and selling it off to bored suburban youth as<br \/>\n&#8216;rebellion&#8217;. What these kids didn&#8217;t (and don&#8217;t) realize is that they&#8217;re not<br \/>\nrebels&#8230;they&#8217;re consumers.<br \/>\n     This never bothered me that much. I just laughed it off and considered<br \/>\nthe kids to be posers (which they are) and made it clear to them that they<br \/>\nwere. I also found it humorous and satisfying that corporations, after<br \/>\nspending millions in marketing research, still couldn&#8217;t get it right as all<br \/>\nthey produced was watered-down, bubble- gum punk rock&#8230;boy did they miss the<br \/>\npoint! &#8216;Rebellion&#8217; mass produced and mass marketed&#8230; by corporations! Thus<br \/>\nnegating the entire point. Fools, all of them! What a phenomenal waste of<br \/>\nmoney! The straw that really broke the camel&#8217;s back for me (and really got me<br \/>\nsteamed) was when corporations began putting punk music in their commercials<br \/>\n(i.e. Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, Black Flag, etc.)&#8230; this is when I felt what<br \/>\nBlacks and Native Americans have felt for years; my culture had been raped,<br \/>\nrobbed, and exploited.<br \/>\n    Anyway, just wanted to say once again that ou have a great site here. I<br \/>\nwas also wondering if I could get your permission to copy one of your<br \/>\nI was wondering if I could copy one of your banners and turn them into<br \/>\nstickers so I can put them on any car with a No Doubt, NO FX, Rancid, or<br \/>\nBlink 182 sticker on it. <\/p>\n<p>Mike<br \/>\n<P><I>I think that sticker thing is a great idea. I have images ready to be made into stickers if anyone is interested. Spread the word!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\ndude i was going to mail you fuckin hate mail for trying to make a punk kit<br \/>\nbut i totaly agree with you im fed up with all that garbage to  so right on <\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\nhaha oh my god!!!<br \/>\nthis is absolute rubbish and totally goes against what &#8220;goths&#8221;, &#8220;punks&#8221; or<br \/>\nwhoever stand up for. i seriously hope this is a joke. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;there are no words&#8230;.. <\/p>\n<p>hahaha&#8230;ok well whatever. <\/p>\n<p>but you realize youre going to hell now&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>sleep well <\/p>\n<p>night.<br \/>\nme&#8230;&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\nReading all the hate mail makes me realize how shallow minded people are in<br \/>\nAmerica. Although, i have to admit, it&#8217;s kind of entertaining the way these<br \/>\npeople feel so &#8220;victimized.&#8221; Funny sight&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\nI think it is fucking ricdiculous people take your site so seriously.   Right<br \/>\nwhen I came to this page I was thinking &#8220;I bet a bunch of assholes emailed<br \/>\nthis person harassing shit about being a poser&#8221; and my was I right.  Anybody<br \/>\nknows that being a punk isn&#8217;t just about hair and fashion.  I like your site.<br \/>\nI found it amusing <\/p>\n<p><HR><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Insta-punk&#8221; is great!  Insta-punk for insta-poseurs, eh?  I particularly<br \/>\nliked the bit about Blink 182 being the essence of all punk.  Everybody<br \/>\nknows nudity is essential for REAL punkers.<br \/>\n&#8211;klepto <\/p>\n<p><HR><\/p>\n<p>hey i hate u i know who u are u will get bnombed unless the site is down in<br \/>\n24 hours when it happens u will know my name is the lord of punk i hate<br \/>\ngoths so dont think im that fuck u and good bye <\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\nRight the fuck on!  You don&#8217;t know how ecstatic I was to see this site that expressed exactly how i feel about all that shit.  it was like reading my own mind.  The little stupid preppie\/wanna be punk, &#8220;mommy, will you buy me that belt and those spikes and this t-shirt&#8221; kids, the ones who think you are &#8220;insulting&#8221; punks and goths, when its the posers like them who you&#8217;re ripping on!  my most favorite thing to do is get drunk, go to a show, and stomp them into the ground!  I found all those comments that say your site &#8220;is a piece of shit!&#8221; extremely funny.  Its pretty lame that so many people are too stupid to recognize a joke when they see one. I have to compliment you on your genius, finally a respectable non-poserish website.  nobody in this hellhole called earth can buy punk rock (unless a poser asks his mom to buy him a cd. heh,heh).  i&#8217;ve never spent a cent on my accessories.  i either made, stole, or inherited, my leather, spikes, chains, etc.  you are born w\/punk inside you.<br \/>\ni have a need to brag about my eleven inch high red bi-hawk i&#8217;ve had for two years. I dig the punk boy doddles and the rat impaled on a spike. <\/p>\n<p>oi!oi!<br \/>\n-KC Mauk<\/p>\n<p><HR><br \/>\nI just want to say that I think the whole insta-poser-fad concept is pretty cool.when I was 19 I had hair to (and probably on) my ass. When I got the &#8216;hawk&#8217; it was over 2 feet tall. (although I hardly ever spiked it, it was just to much trouble to walk a straight line in the wind)<br \/>\nsince then I&#8217;ve been through to many hairstyles and peircings to talk about, let alone the music I crave. Anyway, I think my point may have been that I didn&#8217;t do it because I was a punk, or a goth, or a metal head, or any other lame ass reason. I did it because I wanted to, and that&#8217;s the only part that really matters. If these fools can&#8217;t relize that all sub-cultures come from the same place then they will never get your jokes, or an inkling of a real life for that matter&#8230;<br \/>\nI must say &#8220;BRAVO, or whatever Kudos type word is in fashion now.<br \/>\nBy the way, I&#8217;m 31 years old now, I am old enough to know what punk USED to be about, and I only hope that all 6 of my children grow up with enough sence to be themselves and let everyone else do the same&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>          Keep up the ridicule, maybe someone will get it and grow up.&#8211;Krusty Ruffle  a.k.a. The cockroach king!<\/p>\n<p><HR\nI went through your whole page and i don't know how much i have laughed in one day.  You made a great page and did a wonderful job at getting said what it seemed you wanted said.  I think it is so funny because what you talked about can actually be seen in society and it is that sad that society has turned that way.  I really liked how you basically shown the market and purchase side of what being a punk is and that made it quite the more enjoying and hilaious.  Thanks for the joy and laughs your page brought.\n\n<HR><br \/>\nWhat in the hell are you doing?????!!!!<br \/>\nYou obviously don&#8217;t know a single thing about punk or you would know that you can&#8217;t package it nicely with a little bow.<br \/>\nBeing punk has nothing to do with following a standard or set style.  Any attempt to syndicate punk at all is a step in<br \/>\nthe wrong direction!<\/p>\n<p>PS  you&#8217;ll probably think I&#8217;m not punk because I spelled everything right but FUK YOU!.!!!!!!!<br \/>\nOi! oi! oi! beotch!<\/p>\n<p>sincerely Defiler and DeclineOfSociety<\/p>\n<p><HR><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are all the love filled emails I have gotten from all the little Insta Punks out there! I FEEL the love! 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