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Welcome to the Insta Prep Kit!

Sick of your mother begging you to look normal for a weekend with your grandmother? Need to blend in during the holidays so that out of town relatives are more likely to give you money? Going to court? The Insta Prep Kit has all your immediate needs to achieve perfect normalcy! Blend in with crowds! Avoid annoying stares! Order an Insta Prep Kit today, overnight delivery available upon request.

“Born to be mild, like the first suburban (McReagan) child” – Snog