{"id":81,"date":"2013-10-31T07:14:02","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T07:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sykospark.net\/goth\/site\/?page_id=81"},"modified":"2013-10-31T07:14:26","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T07:14:26","slug":"emails","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sykospark.net\/goth\/site\/emails\/","title":{"rendered":"Emails"},"content":{"rendered":"\nPeople seem to avoid my guestbook, probably because they don’t want to answer questions about themselves.
\nUnless you denote otherwise, I will print all emails sent to me that I think have absolutely nothing or something to say.
\nI guess they aren’t all freaky, in fact, some are pretty cool. I just like to post everything that everyone
\nemails me. Nothing is private on the web! Muahahah!<\/p>\n

\nThis is Breanne henri aka. speed (hee hee) with a few tips. (I’ll send you
\nmy photo when i receive your kit and perfect my look.) DRUGS, are important
\nnot that im implying anything but its always good to be as thin as humanly
\npossible and heroin cheeked. Also when using black eyeliner make sure you
\nput a dark thick line of it dirrectly under your bottom eyelashes it gives a
\nmore sunken and evil effect. PLus you should already be as pale as you can
\nget, try sleeping as little as possible and when you do sleep make sure
\nbright lights are on so its just a light sleep,for a more restless and
\ntormented look, and don’t forget that when it’s bright outside it should
\nalways be dark inside, try watching movies such as the rocky horror picture
\nshow and really crappy B-films over and over with all the light on plus try
\nbeing too cold so you always look sort of unhealthy and pale, kind of
\nuber-deadish. If your not really concerned with your health,note
\ndrugs-cocaine or heroin, ( down town vancouver where i live is great for
\nthat), you should smoke. Always were SILVER jewelery or if absolutely
\nnecesary WHITE gold. As for books and music, Marilyn Manson is god, although
\nafter Anti-christ superstar it was more glam than goth, there are some very
\ndepressing\/gothic songs on mechanical animal such as speed of pain,
\nfundamentaly loathsome,The last day on earth and coma white plus his new
\nthing, Holywood, kicks seriouse ass i seriously love THE NOBODIES. I
\nrecomend B- movies which are those really stupid ones from the 40’s with
\nreally pathetic budgets like, PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE and THE
\nMOLE-PEOPLE. And i only have one book to add to your book list, SALEMS LOT
\nby Stephen King.
\nI love your site,
\nwith all my un-holy power
\nBreanne\/speed<\/p>\n

\nHello there!
\nJust an e-mail to say your sites are fab! I used to work as an actor at the
\nLondon Dungeon and was constantly amused by the barrage of 16 year olds
\ncoming around in their too-big manson t-shirts, greasy centre parted hair,
\ncheap plastic chokers and brand new Doc Martens. They expected the place to
\nbe filled with goths or Elvira, as we dressed up in full costume and white
\nmake-up but they found it full of trained actors!
\nThe only reason we had black tail coats and high neck black bustle dresses
\non is because that is what they wore in 1888 (in the jack the ripper
\nsection), as for white make up – we wore this so our faces could be seen in
\nthe dark! (and of course in 1760 – another dungeon section – Newgate jail,
\nall fashionable lords and ladies wore white make up to hide the smallpox
\nscars!) How devistated they all were to find out we were not Satan
\nworshippers but in fact that I used to play a Puritan in the 1666 section!
\nAnyway – I had noticed the mystery of OI! was being debated on your site –
\ncoming from London, there is no mystery here. If you speak to a ‘cockney’
\nthose who speak with their rhyming slang, and come from the east of london,
\nthey will shout to you on the street OI! to attract your attention, it’s
\nquite a rude way to speak to someone so it is most commonly used in ways
\nsuch as this “OI you! stop having a butchers (butchers hook =look) at my
\nbird (girl) or I’m gonna smash ya in the boat (boat race = face)” or “OI
\ncopper, you ain’t taking me down the nick (prison) shut it or you gonna be
\nbleedin’ all dahn ya whistle (whistle and flute = suit). It’s typical london
\nstreet talk and punk bands have to say it cos those great cockneys the sex
\npistols and Sham 69 did, i suppose. If America bands say it then that’s a
\nbit strange, really.<\/p>\n

Anyway fare well from England ( spiritual home of the goth, one supposes)
\nNatasha<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

you missed a few real good goth bands like opeth, ashes, emperor stuff like
\nthat…..how bout cradle of filth, angelwhore or lacuna coil…but ur site’s
\nwell kewl.im not a goth girl, but i am a goth boy and i’ve been 1 since i was
\n12 (4 years)..i got no recent pictures but i am deeply gothic…anyway goin
\non about bollocks…keep up the good work..byee <\/p>\n

\n

Dear Mr. Spark,<\/p>\n

\nI have recently been pointed by an associate towards your page, ‘Insta Goth Kit’, and I have found it to be one of the more interesting screamings into the void of the World Wide Web. Indeed, I feel myself obliged to say – as a representative of the goth community in general, and the Oxfordshire, England goth community in particular – that you are one of the more gallant and open warriors in the fight against the oppression that our subcultures are constantly crushed under by the ignorant masses. However, I do also feel obliged to note a minor omission: this is in the measure of occult power, using the B. Lugosi-C. Adamson scale, which – as I’m sure you are aware – includes weight of mascara and earring length (Metric, I’m afraid, but I’m sure there’s a conversion table to Imperial somewhere) to calculate one’s occult power or potential. One does tend to shy from discrimination, naturally, and ‘popularity’ and ‘credibility’ are both unpleasant words – but it would be fairy accurate (cynical as it may seem) to state that occult power can be correlated distinctly to one’s acceptance as a gothboi\/girl.<\/p>\n

\nAlthough I am fairly sure that as well-informed a goth as yourself has access to a copy of this scale, please find attached a summary of the basic gradient. (This assumes the average full bottle of mascara to be ~ 8ml.)<\/p>\n

\nNO LEVEL GIVEN: Un-Goth: Mascara < 1ml, earring length negligible\/small studs\/sleepers. This creature is not generally found outside Pizza Express or Brown's, and should be regarded with EXTREME CAUTION. Students under 3rd level: Do not attempt to tackle this entity on your own. Content yourselves with quiet ridicule in packs, until you can find a goth of the Adept level or above capable of LAMPING THE GIT.\n\n
LEVEL ONE: Wannabe: Mascara 1-3ml, earring length <= 3cm. Only beginning on the path to true Gothood (you can say it with only one consonant cluster, it sound better than 'gothness'), you are still to become ENLIGHTENED in the MYSTICAL and ANCIENT ways of the Black Sages. Some adepts capable of minor miracles, e.g. convincing 'tenders they're legal, getting free tickets, at this level, but don't expect too much.\n\n
LEVEL TWO: Beginner: Mascara 3-6ml, earring length 3-5cm. The more advanced students will quickly progress to this level, having mastered the basics of applying black lipstick in a moving vehicle and NEVER returning anyone else’s makeup. At this level, tasks such as: persuading reluctant metallers that they \/really\/ want to have their sideburns plucked\/eye make-up increased\/chains replaced with black studs, shouting about one’s angst in the middle of the high street and getting away withit, and spitting on passing teenyboppers become close to second nature.<\/p>\n

LEVEL THREE: Adept: Mascara 6-8ml, earring length 5-10cm. Having studied for several years the ways of such greats as Lugosi and Early Manson (before the Elevatormusic Aliens invaded his brain), the student can expect to reach this level. Dark poetry sessions begin here, if not earlier. The bedroom should already be wallpapered in black with a bat mobile above the bed, the windows should be suitably duct-taped and otherwise lightproofed; the only light allowed near an Adept is the glare reflecting from his or her lipstick. ‘Androgyne Syndrome’ begins to set in at this point for gothboiz. And some gothgirls. At this level, one no longer has to waste one’s saliva on teenyboppers and other anomalies, because any ‘Happy Cheery Fun People’, on catching an Adept’s eye, implode from sheer weight of Angst.<\/p>\n

LEVEL FOUR: Advanced: Mascara 8-16ml, earring length 10-50cm. Bed? Don’t be stupid. You sleep in a coffin, the scars on your wrists from attempted suicide attemps (Vertically – not horizontally. Vertically – not horizontally. Make it your mantra, make a little reggae tune out of it: Vertically – not horizontally. I don’t want you taking up my air any longer) have now covered the skin so much that you’ve forgotten your original skin tone (although going by your face, ‘month-dead corpse’ would be a good bet). Your angst has now developed a personality and private life of its own, and may be having a gloomy and mutually destructive relationship with Sharon-Next-Door’s schizophrenia. By this time, it is generally accepted that the advanced student will have a small following of ‘Wannabes’ and ‘Beginners’, referred to as an ARMY OF THE NIGHT, and useful for apprentices, blood slaves, kinky bondage partners, coatracks – whatever you want to do with them. It is strongly encouraged for those at this level of power to begin introducing Un-Goths to the faith: this is best done by playing Queen Adreena constantly while they sleep (ha! Fools! To waste the better part of the night in non-tortured, drooling, infantile slumber!), and spending the rest of the time grinning at them. A faster method, although one more likely to cause excessive ANGST later on (What the hell! The more the merrier!) is to use your ARMY OF THE NIGHT to hold them down while you cover them in kohl and force studded collars around their throats. Powers at this level include the automatic destruction of any stereo playing Steps or SClub7 within a ten-mile radius of the goth, a facility for dominating the minds of innocents and forcing them to do things like go into surf clubs wearing fishnet, and the legendary discipline of Free Drinks.<\/p>\n

LEVEL FIVE: Child of the Night: Mascara > 32ml, earring length > 1m. Sinister. Bitch. What else is there to say? Very few on the Path Of Goth ever reach this level, although those who do – well, let us just say that those with this much concentrated occult power have nothing to fear. Even Vampire: The Masquerade LARPers, yes, even the scary Irish Camarilla people with prosthetic fangs, flee in terror at the sight of one of these creatures. Their powers are unknown, because nobody witnessing a demonstration has ever lived (or unlived, or whatever) to tell the tale. Let’s just say that at this level, ‘Black’ isn’t even an issue any more. We’re into fuligin.<\/p>\n

\nNaturally, the true hierarchy and scale is more complex and detailed than this, and has really funky black CGI and dancing rats across the page and stuff (I’ve seen a copy! Honest!), but I thought this might do for some of the beginners or even (gasp) Un-Goths you might have visiting your page.<\/p>\n

\nGo with the night, my Brother in Angst,
\nMorticia Sepulchra de Crepusculo<\/p>\n

\n

hi. my name is shannon. i just want you to know that i’m gothic and i worship marilyn manson. i love my life. why would you want to help people love death? that’s not what makes you gothic. i believe that you have to be yourself, wear black all the time, and scare the shit out of people(haunt them for the hell of it!!). you can believe whatever you want, but death is just too fucked up for millions of us.<\/p>\n

\n

I’m so thrilled you understand the pain of being a Goth, (I didn’t think
\nanyone understood me) I dig yer dark little tips, they just make me want to
\ndie, die, die, my hair black then staple my wrist to my forehead and smoke a
\nclove. also the battle of subculture goes as such, punks hate Goths because
\nthey bitch to much and look better in skirts, Goths hate punks because they
\nhave prettier bondage gear and can pull off eyeliner without being called a
\nfag, and everybody hates ravers because … well their pretty damn self
\nexplanatory thanks for yer stimulating web page. Eternally grateful, mistress
\nof total and complete indescribable agony…
\n


\nRecently I have visited all of the insta kit pages… not realizing they
\nwere jokes, but I didfind them to be very informative. Although I think
\nyou need to make some other insta kits because I did not fit into any of
\nthe categories.. I guess you probably should add an insta prepkit *lol*
\nBut that’s just me
\nAlthough I was lookin’ back on some of the comments other peeps made,
\nand on your replies… I would seriously like to learn more about being
\na goth… You really didn’t have much for music I have quite a few Goth
\nfriends and I think you need to add oldschool nirvana to your list and
\nalso the attitude part rreally didn’t help you know? Well if this makes
\nany sense I’m not trying to be offensive but trying to give some helpful
\ncritisism. and wondering where I can learn more about Goth culture? If
\nyou could be of any help I’d appreciate it Thanx
\n

This moron isn’t even goth and she is trying to give ME “constructive criticism”? What a loser? Nirvana as a goth band?
\nHa!<\/i><\/p>\n


\nMessage: i was on earily an told my friend thathe needed to see this
\npage.now hes got sumthing he want to ask.hi my nae is chris
\nan jay told me i want a real goth so i said i wouldlook at
\nit.an now i see he was right!!!! now number 1 can we
\nbeleave in god?!?!?!?! 2 can we listen to people like papa
\nroach an slipknot 3can a goth paint flames an other stuff
\nlike that on his or her face??an if we order the insta goth
\nkit what do wedo with the rats keep them or eat their bllod
\ncuz it might seem that u could poisen them oinfest them wit
\nhiv well i got to go so if u can send the answers to jay so
\ni can see them if that no trouble on ur part. hopefully
\ngoth jay an chirs
\n


\nThis one is so pathetic that I put it in both my freaky page and comments page.
\n

    <\/p>\n

  1. No, you can’t believe in God. Only Satan. Satan is your master now.
    \n
  2. Papa Roach and Slip Knot are shitty metal. They are for metal heads, not goths.
    \n
  3. Only paint upside crosses and spiderwebs on your face. Flames are not gothic.
    \n
  4. All rats are gauranteed not to be HIV positive, but any other diseases you are taking your chances with.
    \n
  5. You are not goth, so don’t even hope.
    \n
  6. Have a nice day.\n<\/ol>\n

    <\/i> <\/p>\n


    \n. I dug your page especially the manson part I am a big fan but I can
    \nrelate to your comments about overzealous manson fans. I also share your
    \ncontempt for people who want individuality prepackaged and on sale. Your
    \nwork is very creative. I especially like the dry humor aspect of it.
    \nI am willing to bet that there really are people who take your page as an
    \ninstructional page.Anyways much praise for your efforts. As far as the
    \nreligious aspect of it what religion are you?
    \nThis is just out of personal curiosity. Are you a goth your self? What
    \nsort of music do you like? Respond if timing and schedule permits. Keep up
    \nthe good work. Its really boring here in TN and pages like yours help me
    \nkeep my sanity.<\/p>\n

    This is the most well written email I have ever received! How
    \npolite! And he got the joke! *tearing up, sniffle* And I thought I was
    \ndoomed to badly written hate mail for the rest of the year thanks to the
    \nInsta Punk Kit.<\/I><\/p>\n


    \ni dont know if you lot are goths but if you are you are allowing annoying
    \ngoddam trendies to be a goth for no other reason than than thier annoying
    \njeans are in the wash
    \n

    How am I allowing trendies to be Goth? Aren’t the ‘trendies’ making
    \nthemselves ‘goth’? heheheh<\/I><\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n

    Hey, i dont necisarily want to BE a goth…i just want to find some
    \ncute goth girls (they are out there…), but i dont know where the hell to
    \ngo!!!, im only 17 so i cant go to “goth clubs” (if i could figure out
    \nwhere the hell they are), so do u have any suggestions on where to go?
    \n


    \n if u plan to write me back…do it at this address
    \nXXXX , dont hit reply (i still live with my parents [for
    \nabout another year], we share a mail box, and they want me to go out with
    \nthe nice little christian girls…)
    \n
    <\/p>\n

    sincerly,
    \n uhhh…whats a good goth name…?
    \n

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!<\/I><\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n

    genius muh ass! i understand the whole joke concept but why dont u go and
    \ncrack o n total losers who deserve it for example yourself and any other
    \npreps and jocks who completely dont understand the lifestyle.<\/p>\n

    Hehehe I understand the lifestyle more than you understand how to
    \nspell. This page isn’t meant for jocks and preps who won’t understand the
    \njoke. It is for people who have been involved in the gothic subculture
    \nlong enough to understand the difference between REAL gothick crap and
    \nthat annoying shit that poseurs THINK is gothic.<\/I>
    \n


    \nWhat KIND OF SICK MOCKERY OF THE GOTHIK SUBCULTURE is this page ure running?come on whats with
    \nyour little claris works art?you couldnt just grab a bunch of posers off the street and take thier
    \npictures?
    \n this wasnt meant to sound insulting,but it is true.
    \n signed,
    \n DeViLyNn<\/p>\n

    Why don’t you send me some pictures of yourself, then, POSEUR! I used the greatest of all programs for my artwork: MS PAINT! MUAHAHAHAH!
    \nPrograms used to create this monstrosity of a webpage:
    \n

    \nNOTEPAD
    \nMS Paint,
    \nPaintshop Pro,
    \nPhotoshop,
    \nGIF Animator,
    \nand other stuff, I suppose ..<\/p>\n

    <\/I><\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n

    Hello…
    \n
    I was just a-moseying around the internet when I
    \n discovered your truly humerous
    \n pages relating to the poking-fun-at of the gothic and
    \n punk subcultures. The funniest
    \n part is…most of it is true. My personal style is a
    \n mixture of quite a few things, and
    \n two of them are punk and goth. I have my Black Flag
    \n and my black lipstick.
    \n
    Anyway I have some questions and comments…
    \n
    1. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DOES “OI” MEAN?!? No one I
    \n know says that,
    \n and it sounds really stupid.
    \n

    \n 2. Oh, and Blink 182 is not the punk-est of all punk
    \n bands, they are the fruitiest,
    \n pansiest, wimpiest, most unorigional sellout-iest of
    \n all the punk bands. They have
    \n their name on UNDERWEAR for god’s sake!
    \n

    \n 3. Save Ferris is most definetly not a punk band,
    \n they are a ska band. Thank
    \n yewww very much.
    \n
    <\/p>\n

    4. Should I really rub bleach into my skin? (tee hee
    \n hee)
    \n

    \n well thank you for taking the time to read this and
    \n kudos on the web pages.
    \n
    PUNK ROCK, DUDE! <\/p>\n


    \nI have no idea where the Oi Oi thing came from, but I have been flamed about it on numerous accounts..LOL<\/I>
    \n


    \nokay, goths are trying to be different from the “mainstream crowd” yet in
    \n doing this they are complete posers of every other goth….dressing in
    \n black..now that’s original. They lack originality…so doesn’t that defeat
    \n one of the purposes of being goth???? HOW LAME!!! anyway, your site is
    \n sooooo funny…..keep up the “goth” work
    \n
    -ozma refuses to be goth
    \n


    \nNot all goths wear black because they want to look Gothic. But there are MANY who DO wear black
    \n(can we say “insta goths”?) BECAUSE they think it makes them look gothic, and therefore are merely
    \nconforming to a different group. So yes, they do lack originality. \ud83d\ude42 You hit it right on the
    \nnail, but I do believe there are REAL goths out there who don’t just wear black to be “gothic”. So
    \nI have to defend them..kinda. <\/I>
    \n

    <\/p>\n

    heeyyyyyyy, i dont actually know why i am maling u, but, what the heck!…i think your
    \nwebsite is
    \n totally kool and just keep up the great work dude\/dudette – i think u are a dude…lol
    \nP.S did u
    \n know that you have enough tissue inside your lungs to wallpaper the entire room?!
    \nwell, yet another
    \n useless fact…see ya! luv the stuntgirl!


    \n I am getting rather confused over this whole “he\/she” thing..
    \nIsn’t it OBVIOUS that I am a ***BLEEP TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED***<\/i><\/p>\n


    \nJust stumbled into your webpage. Thought it was the funniest thing I’ve
    \n ever seen online. The whole jumbled scene of “Im gother than you” is
    \n bullshit. Its not a goddamn contest. Anyway, people shouldnt care what
    \n you are (rivethead, goth, whatever) they get all pissed about being
    \n prejudged and then prejudge themselves. By nature of music and
    \n clothing, my woman toy and i might be called “goths” but whose to make
    \n that decision? eat drink and be merry. styles\/labels are not boundries
    \n on which to base your friends. they are just what you happen to like on
    \n your stereo and in your closet.
    \n
    <\/p>\n

    Subject: help me

    \nhelp i wanna be a goth but i dont know much please send me stuff about
    \nreligion fashion etc
    \n


    \nI should just throw the alt.gothic.fashion FAQ around here, but then no
    \none would look at my site. Please don’t email me these kind of questions!
    \nI am NOT a gothic resource! And I won’t help anyone that can’t write a
    \nwell structured letter!
    \n<\/I>

    hi .
    \ngot any tips tp make u pale?
    \n

    I have got to stop replying to these people, they always catch me
    \nwhen I am in the nastiest mood. I emailed them back saying that they
    \nshould rub bleach into their skin. Their reply was utterly
    \nbreathtaking<\/I>
    \n

    Reply: wow, that was really stupid
    \n


    \nAnd spelling “to” with a “p” isn’t…<\/I>
    \n


    \n Nice website. I personally don’t believe that goths get enough
    \n ridicule from society so it’s good that you’re helping to
    \nrectify the
    \n situation. Two ponits to be made though:

    \nYou neglected to mention that to be a goth you have to consider
    \n yourself to be SUCH an indivdual but look EXACTLY like
    \nevery other goth
    \n in the world.
    \n
    <\/p>\n

    You also neglected to mention that you have to be gay
    \nand “out of
    \n the closet” but never actually have sex with, or even
    \ntouch, anyone of
    \n your own sex, or anyone of the opposite sex either for
    \nthat matter.

    \nSee Ya
    \n

    \n p.s. Alice Cooper is the ultimate Goth, Marilyn Manson
    \ncopied him
    \n blatantly.
    \n


    \nCooper may seem like the original, but he never took it seriously. For
    \nhim, it was all about stage dramatics and having fun. Marilyn Manson takes
    \nhimself too seriously, thereby rendering himself as a very pathetic
    \nperson, similar to the way in which Insta Goths take themselves all to
    \nseriously, thinking that they are “true gothicks!”


    \nHehe and I thought all Goths were BI! (Except the really cute bois..they
    \nare all gay)<\/I>
    \n


    From a
    \nwebtv user \ud83d\ude1b<\/I>
    <\/p>\n

    i think that if u want to make fun of people like that
    \n then u should just get a life cuz thats bull<\/p>\n


    \nPart 1.
    <\/p>\n

    Emailed to my USC account: <\/I>I Love your tips and your kit but could
    \nyou give
    \nme some more makeup tips
    \nsince Im black(african american) thanks
    \n

    \nEmailed to my Kontrol account (the same day):<\/I> How do I get the
    \nmoney
    \nto
    \nyou for your kit and how am I to know that Im not gonna get ripped off(no
    \noffense). Because I hate getting ripped off I rip genitalia off when Im
    \npissed. \ud83d\ude42 V^^^V.

    \nPart 2.
    <\/p>\n



    \nEmailed to me after I flamed her:<\/I> Can I say OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

    CaLENTE
    \nIts ok I really needed that see I know this girl and shes telling me that
    \ni
    \ncant do this and cant do that , she said that i couldnt sing industrial(i
    \nso
    \nwant to be in a bad) because I was black, she said it would be like mariah
    \ncarey trying to sing NIN. I dont even sound like her.!!
    \n


    \nFor future reference, you fill out a check to “S. Kaleel” and
    \nemail me for the address to send it to. When it gets lost in the mail and
    \nmysteriously cashed, I will email you to tell you that I am currently out
    \nof kits.<\/I><\/B><\/p>\n


    \nummmm not a critism… but goth tends to me dark.. whys ur page PINK of all colours…!
    \n


    \nDon’t you know? Pink is the new black! Actually, it is SUPPOSED to be purple…and there are
    \nENOUGH “goth” pages out there with a black BGCOLOR!<\/I>
    \n

    <\/p>\n

    i have tan skin,but it’s light.i want to go goth because i don’t want to
    \n dress like every other girl and because dressing like everyone else is
    \n boring.every where i go goths are white.i’m not white.should i be
    \n goth?
    \n


    \nu are stupid. please quit making fun of goths because goths don’t make fun
    \nof u. i said that your page was pretty funny becuz it was kinda funny. but u
    \nreally should stop making fun of goths. bye.<\/p>\n


    \nFrom: “melissa_ reznor”
    \nwhat is going on in your head?
    \n are you ok?
    \n geeze really?
    \n i’m pretty worried …
    \n people like you should seek help
    \n i’m appauled at the fact that none of you “friends” have
    \n told you how
    \n badly you portray yourself on your page.
    \n you don’t seem to be a stupid person. <\/p>\n

    Seek help!
    \n\t\t


    \n\t\tFrom: ImSooooGoth<\/p>\n

    -=b.l.a.k.e=- <\/p>\n

    hello dark sister, i hope you read this at night as to not strain your eyes
    \n with that wicked thing called sunlight, you might just burst into flames or
    \n ash!!!! hope to hear you are depressed and dreary you queen of gothiness
    \n you… oohhh soooo goth, soooo sad and depressed…. you and your dark
    \n cloths, your occult paganism, your methemphetamines, your hot topics, your
    \n zima!!!! be at you dark vile creature of the night!! be at you!!! Run off
    \n with your drugs and your drooges into the cemetary mist while holding candles
    \n slicing your arms to bitz. Play your Masqueraid oh gothie one, suck the
    \n blood of… meat packaging. Have sex with men who look like women and sleep
    \n with women because it’s a fad… Throw your soul into a vortex of drama and
    \n always remember… you are holier than thou. Remember to keep that dark
    \n gothie stick up your ass, and you can use it for eyeliner too! Make sure to
    \n make your flesh as pale as snow, and use your face as a coloring book, draw
    \n spider webs and other… oh sooooo spooky things., all over that preety
    \n canvas of a face… But as the sun is rising sister, I must depart… Stay
    \n out of the sun light, and remember, only Marilyn Manson can be gothier than
    \n you… *.*as she turns to you she blows you a kiss from her ebony black lips.
    \n Then spins about in a cloud of smoke blowing any paper in the room about,
    \n flames errupt from the floor and swallow her whole leaving only bats flying
    \n in every direction squeeking and squelching*.* <\/p>\n

    Licking Razor Blades, <\/p>\n

    Lady Misery
    \n\t\t\t


    \n\t\t\t From: “June Smith” 
    \n\t\t\t I am suprized you didn’t metion Hottopic…I use to work there and Goths
    \n would
    \n come in from all over. I love Goth people they are so misunderstood and
    \n diffenernt
    \n just like everyother Goth out there. <\/p>\n

    (Goths) Much like cats, I live to kick, they don’t do anything back they
    \n just look at
    \n me really mean…Then I chase them with Bibles or holy water…Its fun trust
    \n me.
    \n
    \n deathx1@xxxxxxx.com
    \n
    \n P.S. see I am so goth I am the x1st death in xxxxxxx. (christ shoot me)
    \n Fuck, goths ha. <\/p>\n

    \t\t\t


    \n\t\t\t From: “kallweit”
    \n\t\t\t Greetings fellow goth,<\/p>\n

    I, like you, enjoy to live my life in angst and constant misery, pitying and detesting the poor mortal ingrates we call… chochies… I enjoyed your
    \n website. It brought a small amount of pleasure to my illbegotten life which is fading as I correspond this letter to you. I disliked your constand ramblings
    \n of Marilyn Manson…. I do indeed belive he looked rather “gothy” in Antichrist but alas, he is no longer, his “gothness” has been vanquished. Marilyn
    \n Manson is indeed a talented artist and very much enjoy his style but I must strongly disagree that he is the “king of all goths.” That aside, your photo
    \n was breathtaking my dear. I am glad to see that there are other goths in this world plaugued with the overbearing burden of reality whom take pride in their
    \n appearance.<\/p>\n

    If you wish to contact me for some reason my e-mail adress is as follows, and remember rejected one… life is a sexually transmitted disease (thats why
    \n all life loving individuals should long for death) and remember you are unique…. just like everyone else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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