{"id":32,"date":"2013-10-29T20:30:02","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T20:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sykospark.net\/emo\/main\/?page_id=32"},"modified":"2013-10-29T20:30:02","modified_gmt":"2013-10-29T20:30:02","slug":"accessories","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sykospark.net\/emo\/main\/accessories\/","title":{"rendered":"Accessories"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Like emo guys, emo girls should also wear <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B002MZZEVG\/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B002MZZEVG&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=instaemo-20\" target=\"_blank\">wristbands<\/a>, especially if they&#8217;re colored all sorts of happy colors. 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